My Many Faces

Face 1 - "How dare you leave Utah, Julie and Stephanie."
Face 2 - "I look just like my Mom."
Face 3 - "Um, I love Cocoa Pebbles."
Face 4 - "No way! Like, you totally like think he like likes me."
Face 5 - "Bless this home and bless my Dad's jokes that they may become funny."
Face 6 - "I'll take a chunk out of your ear with my teeth!"
Face 7 - "Unbreak my heart, say you'll love me forever!"
Face 8 - "Your telling me that Mom is having another baby, and I will no longer get all the attention."
Face 9 - "Who's cuter? I won this contest."
Face 10 - "Stop right there Dad, your breath is killing me."
Face 11 - "I pull this face out when I want my Grandparents to spoil me."
Face 12 - "Beam me up Scottie."
Face 13 - "I'm tasting a hint of Rosemarry. Great palette cleanser."
Face 14 - "Don't make me say 'nursing home' Dad. Stop the tickling now!"
Face 15 - "Um ya Nana, that outfit is. . . a. . .really workin for you"
Face 16 -"Oh, wait til Dad sees what he is going to have to clean up. Zo, pinch it off."

"Mom, Dad, I'm ready to hit the town"

Kate was playing with this purse the other day. She set it down by our back door for a few minutes and then picked it up again and put it on our couch. She then came running into our room, yelling, "daddy, daddy a spider." A spider the size of a fifty cent piece (picture doesn't do justice, its legs are curled under cause it's dead now), had clung onto the purse she was playing with. We caught it in tupperware and sure enough the pest guys said it was a Hobo. We are lucky it didn't get her. Their poison eats your flesh away.

The Ultimate Dog Run

We got tired of letting out dogs in and out, so we built a dog run that goes up and outside from the basement. There was already a existing vent for the furnace, so we turned it into a doggie door. People discouraged me and said it wouldn't work and couldn't be done, but I followed the dream in my heart, and now no more sweeping up dog mess in the basement.

Bootiful Ballerina

You've really come a long way Kate.
All those lessons from your aunt Amy have really paid off. Look at that turnout. Padasha, padasha, pleea, gronjutaa.

Class Act

Pardon, what did you say? What is the square root of 7,921? 89 I believe. No the capital of Iceland is not Iceberg, it's Reykjavik. The 'j' is actually pronounced 'ha'. Anything else?

If you have a few moments, I can show you the ins and outs of a flex compassitor.

No I didn't just return from church, this is what I wear now when I'm lounging around the house reading Dostoevsky or Tolstoy, in their native tongue of course.

Wiggum (Yorkie) and Zo (Eskimo)

Wiggum is our oldest son. He just turned four years old. Wiggum (4), Kate (2 and 1/2), Zo (about 8 or 9 months), and one baby girl in the oven. He is the only boy just like I was growing up, so we relate and connect on so many levels. He and I share alot of guy time and just chill when we are fed

up with the up and down roller

coaster that is the female. You've gotten me through alot of tough times son. Stay strong, Wiggum ol pal.

Kate and Her Pajama Dress

This is how I live, messy hair in a messy house.
My Parents don't do jack! I'm on my own.